- Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
- : 10 minutes go by
- Mom: are you ready yet?????
- Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
- Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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you guys should follow the blog I co-own
BAM IT’S RIGHT UNDERNEATH THIS TEXT
Make an assumption about me and I’ll tell you if it’s true or false.
OMG YES DO IT GO NOW
www.itspeoplelikeyouwho.tumblr.com/ask
do it do it do it
go ahead
I’ll promo you if you do
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reblog if you’ll answer anything in your ask right now.
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Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.
stick it to the man, Squid.
“Man, FUCK yo’ plaid.”
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- Liam Payne: Hello beautiful! Care to frolic in a meadow with me whilst holding puppies?
- Me:
- Liam Payne:
- Me:
- Liam Payne:
- Me:
- Liam Payne:
- Me:
- Paramedic: So she just died?
- Liam Payne: Oh sweet mother of god I don't know how this could have happened oh my gosh I'm terribly sorry it was all my fault! She was so kind and caring and I just wanted to frolic through a meadow with some puppies and she just fell to the ground and I tried to save her and oh my gosh I'm just so sad right now I feel so guilty I'm gonna dig her a grave with my own hands and cover it in the finest flowers to remember her forever and ever oh my gosh she was somebody's daughter and friend and oh my gosh I'm sorry!
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I'm Kate. I'm a directioner, nerdfighter, synchronized swimmer, and many other things. I'm 14, young but wise (ish) If you follow me I love you. Also in the photo above this I'm the girl on the right